zombie plans? anyone? buller? buller?

does anyone have zombie plans? you never know if you are going to need one!

so, for an our last english assignment of the year, my teacher is having us write a paper of our zombie plan. what we are going to do and why we decided on this plan. my zombie plan is that i am going to somewhere really cold. zombies don't have anybody heat so they willl freeze to death.

what is a zombie plan? it is a plan that you will do if there is a zombie attack. like a fire escape plan or an earthquake plan.

so what are your zombie plans... i am curious on what you will do if there was a zombie attack.

you never know....

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Permalink Reply by I'm sitting in the dark playing with scotch tape. on June 7, 2008 at 9:40pm: it's already happening. fortunately we're glued to the computer waiting for more fu.

and this is a great book. (as far as zombie survival guides go.)
http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Survival-Guide-Complete-Protection/dp/...; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Professor Imagine on June 9, 2008 at 7:15pm: by the same author, HIGHLY recommended is World War Z, which is being made into a movie that hopefully wont suck.

my spoiler rotted.

it covers the freezing thing, as well as one of my favorite chapters where a totally internet dependent otaku stays plugged in to the point where ur qbrfa'g rira ernyvmr uvf cneragf unir ghearq... but the emphasis of the chapter lies in the unique way that communities like ours thrive on sharing information about what's going on in the world.

in the event of the zombie apocalypse, how many of us would compulsively check MIX for survivors?

the same issue is touched upon in George Romero's recent "Diary of the Dead" another episode in zombie-culture that I highly recommend, for insightful incorporation of internet culture and 21st means of disseminating information.

I live in semi-rural Mississippi, so I might have a better chance of survival, if the rednecks don't kill me first.

if the dead do rise, meet back at this thread. agreed?; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Professor Imagine on June 9, 2008 at 7:23pm: omg everyone... I think Michael's turned!

which poses an interesting question: how do we destroy his brain over the internet?; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by isabella on June 23, 2008 at 11:48am: Everyone post videos from sxephil!! That should do it.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by I'm sitting in the dark playing with scotch tape. on June 25, 2008 at 12:33am: jbeyq jne M jnf n xvyyre obbx; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Zadi on June 7, 2008 at 10:24pm: Well, I would say here are 5 scientific reasons why a zombie apocalypse may happen. so we better be prepared. :)
http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-ap...; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Corey Parker on June 21, 2008 at 2:27pm: Zadi I love you!
That's the Best Thing I have read all year!
You made my day.
Also Non-Creepy Love.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Zadi on June 7, 2008 at 10:34pm: Also, I think we'll need lessons in killing zombies: http://www.ex-robot.com/archives/design/000015.html

...and then figuring out how to live in a kind of quarantined world. Maybe a bullet-proof greenhouse?; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by TheZombieMuffinLady on June 7, 2008 at 10:39pm: lets just hope we don't throw rocks! ha ha...; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Rhox on June 7, 2008 at 10:55pm: :-) .. me and you kellyanne Tag team em :) ill get not a rock but a huge huge huge Boulder :) and yeh you know make use of all the years of the gym that i spend come to use :); ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Jared Robinette on June 8, 2008 at 3:03am: Well, obviously I'd follow Patrick Swayze's lead in "Red Dawn" and head up into the mountains with some rifles.; ▶ Reply to This