good pick up lines you've heard or said
hey all, just wanted to start a funny thread of some really bad/good pick up lines you've heard or used.
i'll start with one.
ask someone if they know how much a polar bear weighs.. if they say 'no' you respond, "enough to break the ice, hi i'm 'insert name'."
anyways i hope someone can do better than mine
i'll start with one.
ask someone if they know how much a polar bear weighs.. if they say 'no' you respond, "enough to break the ice, hi i'm 'insert name'."
anyways i hope someone can do better than mine
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Permalink Reply by I'llturnnative on
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Permalink Reply by Leadpipe on -
in the way of "doomed to fail" pickup lines, I always liked "I'd make you an excellent single mother" if only for the audacity it would take to say it.
Or the downright douchy prickishness. Depending on who and how it's delivered, it could be funny on a few levels.
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Permalink Reply by LunarEffect on -
If you say:
"I herd you liek mudkipz!"
and she says:
"Pokemans! Let me show you them!"
You've got a date!
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Permalink Reply by alejandromederas on
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Hahahahahahaha!
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Permalink Reply by TheZombieMuffinLady on -
i actually had some guy said "so i heard you like mudkip" to me once... i laughed to hard...
he was a jerk... but the best thing ever...
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Permalink Reply by LadyLooLauren on -
"Baby are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."
"I'm like taco bell, I'll spice up your night!"
"Owch I burned my tongue will you kiss it and make it better?"
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Permalink Reply by LVS on -
I just want to point out to you guys that I've never seen pick up lines work... except on your Mum. She loves it :oP
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Permalink Reply by I'llturnnative on
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oooo, buuuurrrrnnnn!!! :-D
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Permalink Reply by Vladimir on -
How about "hi, are you here alone?" (when coming to lonely girl at party)
sorry I know this may sound primitive but I'm from primitive world =)
I heared a lot of phrases and lines in movies but I really think those will only work in movies and nowhere else...
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Permalink Reply by Mayank on -
lol ooo i got some (never use them of course)
1. "Do you have any weapons on you...except for your eyes"
2. "I don't have a library card but i can't help checkin you out"
3. "Is your father a terrorist" - Why? - "Because only he could've made a bomb like you"
wooooooooo
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Permalink Reply by Spyker on -
One I heard recently,
(lick your finger and touch her top) 'lets get you out of those wet clothes'
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