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Permalink Reply by salim dao on August 15, 2008 at 9:47pm

how man ears does Spock from Star Trek have?
3. the left ear, the right ear and the final front ear.

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Permalink Reply by Laurence on August 19, 2008 at 4:49pm

I once dated an Irish Catholic. It was a very frustrating experience...

You can take the girl out of Cork, but... :P

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Permalink Reply by Jason_md2020 on August 19, 2008 at 7:32pm

Divorce Lawyer to Mickey Mouse: "I'm sorry Mickey. You can't divorce Minnie on grounds of insanity."

Mickey to Divorce Lawyer: "I didn't say she was insane, I said she was FUCKING GOOFY!!!"

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Permalink Reply by Primitive Dude on August 30, 2008 at 7:02am

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

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Permalink Reply by Alex on August 30, 2008 at 7:58am

What does a Llama use to wake up in the morning?
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An ALlama clock!

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Permalink Reply by Alex V. on August 30, 2008 at 2:48pm

The doctor to the patient:
- Mr. Smith, I have good news and bad news.
- Oh no... What's the good news?
- The good news is that you have 48 hours to live.
- That's the good news??? Then what's the bad news?
- I was supposed to tell you that two days ago...

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Permalink Reply by Primitive Dude on August 30, 2008 at 6:33pm

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal?

His goal: transcend dental medication.

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Permalink Reply by Jason_md2020 on August 30, 2008 at 8:19pm

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

"Make me one with everything."

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Permalink Reply by Primitive Dude on September 3, 2008 at 6:48pm

Nice.

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Permalink Reply by Primitive Dude on August 30, 2008 at 7:02pm

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Permalink Reply by I'm sitting in the dark playing with scotch tape. on September 3, 2008 at 9:22pm

lol

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Permalink Reply by Laurence on August 31, 2008 at 10:17pm

another classic from doug & Eli, strong stomach needed...


rofl...

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