ROTFLOLCHOPTER!!!1!

GORBACHOV: THE MUSIC VIDEO - BIGGER AND RUSSIANER from Tom Stern on Vimeo.

The recycled meat-parts they pass off for food at Micky Ds has always disturbed me a little. But the poorly chosen ( Or very well chosen depending on who your talking too ) photos on the side of the water cups do get the point across about their abusive mascot Ronald.



Oh the humanity!



Of course at the end of the day what kind of a happy meal would it be without Ronald prancing around like the dirty fucker he is. God I hate that clown.

I've been looking for gainful employment as of late and I came across this Job Offer that made me laugh:

Hello,
We currently have a 6 month+ contract with a big client of ours in Torrance, Ca. We are looking for a Linux Administrator. The specifications are below, please see.

Linux Systems Administrator

Seeking a seasoned Sr. Systems Admin for 6-month project. Should have large scale enterprise environment exp, EMC Storage, Red-Hat Linux, Citrix, VM Ware/ESX, Fibre Channel, J-Boss, HP Hardware, Oracle 10-G, and some Windows experience. Should have experience with large Companies, and should have exp. with a minimum of 500 servers. Must have strong communication skills, will be working directly with the DBAs. Must also be well versed with the English language.

If you are interested in this opportunity send us a Word format resume and let us know when and where we may contact you. If you are not interested please feel free to pass my contact information along to someone who might be. Thank you for your assistance.

Regards,
XXX XXXXXX

A WORD document?! What the fuck?

This has got to be one of the best rick rolls since Tikibar Roll'd. Beaker is synced almost perfectly to Rick Astley.

Breasts on his Back from Scott Coello on Vimeo.

I Lol'd Hard.